Three Stories I Just Don't Get!

There are somethings that I just do not understand.

--In Arkansas, Southwest Airline employees found three containers in the cargo area containing 40 to 60 human heads. Let me say that again, they found human heads in a container...at an airport!

The three containers had nothing identifying what they contained and the shipping info was incorrect. The TSA agents had to open the boxes to identify the cargo.

What do you think the TSA workers were thinking when they popped open that box?

"Hey...uh...Joe, what...uh...what do you...uh...what do you think we should do about this?"
"Well, Fred...I think...uh...first things first...we should probably check for a pulse."


Seriously, how does this happen? Wouldn't the company that's shipping the heads handle this with a little more importance. How do you screw that up?!



--Kate Gosselin is rumored to be preparing to do a dating show, I.E. "The Bachelorette". Let me just say this, I DON'T CARE.

Look, lets be honest here. The Jon and Kate plus eight thing was cool for like a day (and that's being generous), but it's over...DONE.
No one cares anymore! Stop looking for fame and just be a mom. I get it, you need to have some kind of cash flow to take care of the litter you and Jon created. Can't really be seen getting WIC or going on welfare after all the "work" you've done to yourself.

I'm not saying I have an answer. I am just saying get yourself together woman. Really, people seriously DO NOT CARE anymore!



--MSNBC.com reported that a study found that whale poop is good for the o-zone. Again, read slowly, whale...poop...is...good...for...the...O-Zone! How about that? My question is...well...how do you figure that out?Like, who would've even thought that up?

Oh, and the poor guy that had to go and get the poop! How do you explain that to your friends?

"Yeah man, I can't play ball today. Uh...why? Huh...well...you see, I lost this bet with one of the scientist I work with. Yeah...the bet? Well...had to do with a dog, paper clip and 40lbs of sliced pumpernickel bread. Lets just say Rover won't be the same for a while. Anyway, I need to go catch some whale feces. Feces...ya know...uh...poop ...yeah, whale poop! Something about it cleaning the o-zone. How? Your asking me? How would I know...i'm the frickin' janitor!!"



Do you see what I mean? Three stories, that if you really think about it, don't make any sense. How does this stuff happen?